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<<set $gamename to "In Search of Flossed Time">>$gamename, by Devin Raposo
This game is about—among other things—the benefits of flossing.
[[Begin.->Intro 1]]<<set $firstname to "">><<set $lastname to "">><<set $incisors to 3>><<set $canines to 3>><<set $premolars to 4>><<set $molars to 7>>What is your first name?
<<textbox "$firstname" "Enter first name here">>
[[Okay->Intro 2]]And what is your last name?
<<textbox "$lastname" "Enter last name here">>
[[Okay->Intro 3]]So your name is $firstname $lastname?
[[Yes.->Intro 4]]
[[No.->Start]]Why, hello there, $firstname $lastname!
Great meeting you! You can call me Gladwell.
[[And...you too?->Intro 4-1][$intro = 1]]
[[...should I be glad?->Intro 4-2][$intro = 2]]
[[I...whaaaaaa?->Intro 4-3][$intro = 3]]<<remember $firstname>><<remember $lastname>>The pleasure is mine!
Anyway!
Real quick, bit of an odd question here, but: how do you feel about dentists?
[[Love 'em!->Likes Dentist]]
[[Uhhhh no thank you???->Dislikes Dentist]]
[[Who...are you exactly?->who are you]]Where? Hm...that's...well...everything will be answered in due time, I think you'll find!
Anyway!
Real quick, bit of an odd question here, but: how do you feel about dentists?
[[Love 'em!->Likes Dentist]]
[[Uhhhh no thank you???->Dislikes Dentist]]
[[Who...are you exactly?->who are you]]Yeah...I get that. But don't worry! It's all make sense. I think.
Anyway!
Real quick, bit of an odd question here, but: how do you feel about dentists?
[[Love 'em!->Likes Dentist]]
[[Uhhhh no thank you???->Dislikes Dentist]]
[[Who...are you exactly?->who are you]]<span style="font-size: 1000%">[[LIAR->Likes Dentist 2]]</span>Ha! Yeah, I feel you there, pal! I mean, who likes going to the dentist, am I right?
[[That's for dang sure!->Dislikes Dentist 2-1]]
[[Yes. I already said I agree with you.->Dislikes Dentist 2-2]]
[[Yeah yeah that's nice who are you again?->who are you]]I told you! I'm Gladwell! And I'm the one asking questions around here, pal.
[[And just where is here?]]
[[I wanna talk to your manager!]]
[[How come I can't see anything!?]]<b>NOBODY</b> likes going to the dentist!!!
Are you out of your mind!?!?!?!?
Well, I guess technically...never mind that.
[[Should I be concerned, Gladwell?->Likes Dentist 3-1]]
[[Out of my mind?->Likes Dentist 3-2]]
[[The dentist isn't so bad...->Likes Dentist 3-3]]Honestly, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you! Have a little faith, will ya?
Got it!?
Good!
Now, where was I...oh yes! I was going to tell all about the merits of flossing.
[[Oh cool—wait what?->Floss 1]]I bet you would, wouldn't you?
SPOILER ALERT, PAL: you're lookin' at 'em! Try that one on for size!
[[Well shoot!->manager 2-1]]
[[Well you must also have a manager, right?->manager 2-2]]
[[Oh alright, that makes sense.->manager 3-2]]That just means everything's working as intended!
[[What's in it for me?]]
[[I want a refund.]]
[[Are there at least any snacks?]]Yep, dental hygiene! Just about everybody would say it's probably one of the most interesting things there is in the world...ever!
But given how few people actually do floss on a daily basis, you certainly wouldn't know it!
Matter of fact, I, Gladwell, heard an interesting statistic the other day. Did you know, $firstname, that just 30% of people in the United States floss their teeth daily?
[[Only 30%?->Floss 2-1]]
[[That seems...pretty low!->Floss 2-2]]
[[Yeah, I knew that.->Floss 2-3]]Heck yeah! Dentists! Who needs 'em? What a concept, am I right?
Anyway, I'm about to explain to you, buddy pal, why you need dentists
[[...Oh.->Floss 1]]Ooo, testy today, aren't we?
Well then, I won't waste anymore of your <i>precious time</i> and I'll skip right to the point. No more embellishing it, no more gussying you up, no more droning on and on and on...
Sorry, were you saying something?
[[Nope. You have the floor, Gladwell.->Floss 1]]I know, right!? I can hardly believe it myself.
Anyway, as for the reason I've brought you here...well, to tell you the truth. We gotta pay the floss tax, pal. Ya gotta start flossing more.
[[Excuse me?->Floss 1]]I...hmm. I suppose I never thought about it. Seems like a kind of...chicken or the egg situation, if you catch my drift.
[[No, not at all.->manager 3-1]]
[[Yes. Makes perfect sense.->manager 3-2]]Fantastic! Glad we're on the same page, here.
Now, I need to tell you all about the merits of flossing. I just have to! It's sort of...in my bones.
[[I'm all ears, Gladwell.->Floss 1]]All one has to do is listen to anything and everything I say, and I promise, everything will become clear as...your mouth when...you start flossing!
Yeah! I got there with it, don't you think?
[[Whatever floats your boat, pal.->Floss 1]]Oh, I think you'll find there's *quite a bit* of good in it for you. <i>Especially</i> if you've been looking to start flossing more!
[[S-sure. Okay then.->Floss 1]]Refund!? Pft, buddy, you've got insurance! Trust me, you're one of the lucky ones.
No, there'll be no refunds today.
[[Fine!->refund 2]]
[[I wanna talk to your manager!]]Funny you should mention that! Where we're going, you actually won't be able to eat for at least half an hour afterward.
[[O...kay then.->Floss 1]]Glad we could come to an agreement!
Now that that's out of the way, I can finally get to what I've been meaning to tell you all about...
...You guessed it! Flossing!
[[How do I leave?->Floss 1]]Concerned? No! Definitely not. Especially since I'm about to talk your ear off about one of my all-time favorite topics: flossing!
[[Awesome! Can't wait!->Floss 1]]Sorry, no, you're not. In fact, that was wrong of me and I'm sorry! I should know better than to think out loud like that.
...Unless, of course, the topic I'm thinking of is one of my all-time favorites: flossing baby!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
[[Great! I definitely always think about flossing like normal people do!->Floss 1]]Look, pal, you don't have to lie to me. You and I are on the same wavelength here.
With that in mind, let's get down to brass tacks. We need to pay the floss tax. We need to talk about flossing.
[[O...kay then!->Floss 1]]Yep, 30% That's so low, right? Now granted, this statistic was recorded in 2016, but you gotta figure it's probably more or less the same these days.
I mean, there are about...328 million people in the US, give or take. 30% of that figure puts us at around...hang on...let me just...carry the 2, and... <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
WOW! <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
That's only 98,400,000 people who floss!!!
That means something like 229,600,000 people aren't flossing on a daily basis!
[[SICKENING.->Floss 3]]<</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>>Heck, it is low! And if the ratio of people who don't floss at all skews that way, that can mean something much worse: there's gotta that many more people who don't know <i>any</i> of the fun facts of flossing that I do!
Gladwell ain't gonna take that lying down!
You with me, $firstname $lastname?
[[Let's educate 'em like there's no tomorrow!->Floss 3]]Wow, really? Huh. I mean, I'd heard you were smart, but I didn't think anyone other than me was interested in this kind of thing. Just goes to show what I know!
Everything. I know <i>everything</i> there is to know about flossing, $firstname.
[[Glad we're on the same page, then!->Floss 3]]But see, the thing is...you <i>say</i> that you understand the gravity of this flossing situation, yet I can't help but wonder whether you truly do.
In fact, I <i>know</i> you aren't flossing enough, buddy pal.
Gotta think...how can I make you understand through some sort of...direct conflict of sorts...the importance of flossing?
[[Do what now?->Floss 4]]
[[Conflict?->Floss 4]]
[[Sorts?->Floss 4]]Our troubles are behind us!
This ceaseless war against the plaque plague may yet soon come to its bitter end! We need only to have hope. And hope, it seems, has arrived!
[[Whaa???->Floss 5-1]]
[[Where am I?->Floss 5-2]]
[[Who...are you exactly?->Floss 5-3]]<<set $flosspick to 0>>Indeed! I too shared that same sense of confusion when at first the bacteria arrived in the mouth of our most esteemed Lord $lastname. It seems my lord has neglected in that most pertinent of lordly duties: consistent, daily flossing. Not once a week, nay, but twice daily, if one can help it.
(Psssst.)
For had our once good lord exercised diligence in the dental ways of a proper flossing regimen, it is clear to me that our most decorated of soldiers, an order known as the Knights of the Mouth, would not be experiencing this sad state of affairs.
This, most honorable guest, is why I, Lord $lastname's loyal courtier, summoned for thee. A floss pick as mighty as yourself is our last hope to succeed against that bacterial tyranny which violates this once sacred place!
(Pssssssssssst. It's actually me, Gladwell! Sure fooled ya, didn't I?)
[[Wait, I'm a floss pick now???->Floss 6]]Why, upon the field of battle, of course! You see, my lord has neglected in that most pertinent of lordly duties: consistent, daily flossing. Not once a week, nay, but twice daily, if one can help it. And so it is that we find ourselves in the dire situation which calls for a skirmish to come such as this one.
(Psssst.)
For had our once good lord exercised diligence in the dental ways of a proper flossing regimen, it is clear to me that our most decorated of soldiers, an order known as the Knights of the Mouth, would not be experiencing this sad state of affairs.
This, most honorable guest, is why I, Lord $lastname's loyal courtier, summoned for thee. A floss pick as mighty as yourself is our last hope to succeed against that bacterial tyranny which violates this once sacred place!
(Pssssssssssst. It's actually me, Gladwell! Sure fooled ya, didn't I?)
[[Wait, I'm a floss pick now???->Floss 6]]I am the once-great Lord $lastname's loyal courtier. It is I who summoned for thee to aid our ailing kingdom as we weather this trial of tartar.
(Psssst.)
For had our once good lord exercised diligence in the dental ways of a proper flossing regimen, it is clear to me that our most decorated of soldiers, an order known as the Knights of the Mouth, would not be experiencing this sad state of affairs.
A floss pick as mighty as yourself is our last hope to succeed against that bacterial tyranny which violates this once sacred place!
(Pssssssssssst. It's actually me, Gladwell! Sure fooled ya, didn't I?)
[[Wait, I'm a floss pick now???->Floss 6]]<<set $flosspick = 0>><<set $molarDiff to 0>><<set $premolarDiff to 0>><<set $canineDiff to 0>><<set $incisorDiff to 0>>Alright, joke's over. I'm sure you have questions. I have answers!
Long and short: in this scenario I've conjured up for you, the plaque is wreaking havoc in the cracks and crevices in between the infantry of teeth. These teeth are posted up along the periphery of that nasty lord's mouth. (That's you. You're the nasty lord. It's your nasty mouth we're in. Just, by the way.)
And yes, you <i>are</i> now a floss pick. Reanimated as a floss pick, you'll be able to see firsthand the utter devastation brought upon the Lord's—I mean your—mouth, because—in this purely hypothetical scenario—you haven't been flossing enough! It's already done quite a number on the place; many of the teeth have already rotted away, so it's up to you to try and save what teeth you can! And if a group of teeth depletes to zero healthy teeth of that type remaining, it's game over for that group.
Pretty straightforward, right? Now, from this comfortable vantage point resting upon the general's lips, let's first survey the field of battle, shall we?
Oh and, by the way, I'm gonna go back to doing the cool royal-sounding voice again. Cool? Cool.
[[If I must...->Floss 7][$flosspick = 1]]
[[I'm ready to strategically approach the situation!->Floss 7][$flosspick = 2]]
[[CHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGEEEE!!!->Floss 7][$flosspick = 3]]"...Huh? Wha...where am I?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Haha, right where you fell asleep! It's me, Dr. Gladwell! I'm your dentist, remember?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"R—right." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Wasn't so bad, now was it? Wish I could take a nap myself!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"It was fine, Dr. Gladwell." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Gotta say, you're definitely one of my better middle school patients...I'm glad you're flossing as well as you are! 'Course, you could definitely be better, but it wasn't too tough a surgery. You should be good to go!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"I—I'm sorry, Dr. Gladwell! I'll floss better next time, I promise!!!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Al...right then! Glad to hear it." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
<i>$firstname $lastname gets cleared to go and is sent home with a small care package of handy dental products. Their first destination? [[The bathroom sink...->Final]]</i><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><<if previous() is "End 1 (worst)">>Don't worry, there's always next time! You can try again for a better ending, if you like...<<elseif previous() is "End 2 (bad)">>That was a good shot! There's a better ending to try for if you'd like...<<else>>Great job! You got the best ending. There are two other endings to find if you'd like...<<endif>>
$gamename by Devin Raposo.
[[Restart?->Start]]"...Huh? Wha...where am I?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Haha, right where you fell asleep! It's me, Dr. Gladwell! I'm your dentist, remember?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"R-right..." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"You were knocked out pretty good there while we operated...Just to reiterate what we talked about before, you really need to floss more, $firstname! It's so important...but I'm sure you know that." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Yeah, I know..." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Heck, I could stand to take my own advice. A lot of people struggle to keep up with flossing. No one's perfect! But we all have to try! That way, these sorts of things don't ever happen." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"I—I'll floss more! More than I ever have!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Great! Remember: twice a day, making sure to get in between all your teeth is the best way to floss. Now that that's settled, let me get you ready to get out of here...and...done!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
<i>The first thing $firstname $lastname did when they got in their parents' car was to ask if they could stop at the store on the way home and pick up a pack of [[floss picks...->Final]]</i><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>>"...Huh? Wha...where am I?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Right where you fell asleep! It's me, Dr. Gladwell! I'm your dentist, remember?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"R—right." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"You were knocked out pretty good there while we operated...Gotta say, your teeth...are you sure you've been flossing properly?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"I...uh...well..." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Ha! Say no more, bud." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"S—sorry about that..." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"I don't care that you lied! I just want you to floss every day, ideally twice a day if you can swing it. Does that work for you?" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Y—yeah! I will! Twice a day!" <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
"Great! Now let's you get out of here..." <<linkreplace "->" t8n>>
<i>Later that day, $firstname $lastname gets home and beelines for their kitchen sink, where in the medicine cabinet next to the mirror lied an unopened box of [[floss picks...->Final]]</i><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><</linkreplace>><<if $flosspick is 1>>C'mon, pep up! Your compatriots need you!<<elseif $flosspick is 2>>Now don't be stealing my thunder! I'm supposed to be the smart one, remember?<<else>>Now that's the spirit I like to see!<<endif>>
Now, upon what teeth group should you begin your flossing adventure...?
<i>Did you know: flossing, along with brushing and mouthwash, is one of the most important things you can do for your dental health!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3)->molar 1][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = 0;]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span>
[[Floss Your Premolars (premolars + 3))->premolar 1][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = 0;]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>
These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span>
[[Floss Your Canines (canines + 1)->canine 1][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = 0;]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>
There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span>
[[Floss Your Incisors (incisors + 3)->incisor 1][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = 3;]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>
The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span>All is calm on the battlefield, but there persists a feeling of unease...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The remaining Molars stand in the corners of the mouth, wide and imposing, awaiting any nutritional intruders who dare to face them.
<i>Did you know: the sugar and starch from the foods you eat likes to hang around your mouth. Believe it or not, sugar is not what causes cavities! But it’s good to get rid of before it becomes a bigger problem for you down the line, and flossing can certainly help with that!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 2][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>All is calm on the battlefield, but there persists a feeling of unease...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Premolars; not quite the first line of defense, yet not so cowardly as to sit behind and watch as their brethren do battle with foes most fierce. They are, simply put, a force to be reckoned with.
<i>Did you know: the sugar and starch from the foods you eat likes to hang around your mouth. Believe it or not, sugar is not what causes cavities! But it’s good to get rid of before it becomes a bigger problem for you down the line, and flossing can certainly help with that!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 2][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>All is calm on the battlefield, but there persists a feeling of unease...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Rip! Tear! ATTACK!!! This is what the fearsome Canines do best! Help them floss away the food particles which have built up amongst their ranks so they can keep up the good fight!
<i>Did you know: the sugar and starch from the foods you eat likes to hang around your mouth. Believe it or not, sugar is not what causes cavities! But it’s good to get rid of before it becomes a bigger problem for you down the line, and flossing can certainly help with that!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 2][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>All is calm on the battlefield, but there persists a feeling of unease...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Is there anything more dignified than the hearty Incisors? Truly the swordsmen of the human mouth; the other sorts of teeth stand in awe of their pointy edges.
<i>Did you know: the sugar and starch from the foods you eat likes to hang around your mouth. Believe it or not, sugar is not what causes cavities! But it’s good to get rid of before it becomes a bigger problem for you down the line, and flossing can certainly help with that!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 2][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 2][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Sugars and starch begin to line Lord $lastname’s teeth. Oh, what horrors await!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Nevertheless, as floss, squeeze in between those Molars along the back corners of the lord’s mouth to get at those filthy food particles while the Molars are still healthy and can easily grind to bits the delicious foods this kingdom needs to flourish.
<i>Did you know: not flossing can increase your risk of other conditions like heart disease, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 3][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Sugars and starch begin to line Lord $lastname’s teeth. Oh, what horrors await!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Premolars swiftly stomp out any and everything which dares to approach them. But pointy as they are, they still can’t reach what particles take root between them. The Premolars need floss; they need you.
<i>Did you know: not flossing can increase your risk of other conditions like heart disease, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 3][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Sugars and starch begin to line Lord $lastname’s teeth. Oh, what horrors await!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Canines tear into food particles with all the vigor they can muster. What a sight!
<i>Did you know: not flossing can increase your risk of other conditions like heart disease, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 3][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Sugars and starch begin to line Lord $lastname’s teeth. Oh, what horrors await!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Incisors cut food valiantly, but they have no say in the matter of Lord $lastname choosing to eat all these sugary and starchy foods which contaminate the Incisors amongst others! Don’t just stand there in awe! Floss away those nasty particles which mire the Incisors’ great majesty!
<i>Did you know: not flossing can increase your risk of other conditions like heart disease, stroke, and rheumatoid arthritis.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 3; canines - 1)->molar 3][$molarDiff = 3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 1; premolars + 3; canines - 1)->premolar 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 3; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 1; canines + 3)->canine 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 1; canines - 1; incisors + 3)->incisor 3][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = 3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Those who remain deal with the sugars and starches most valiantly...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The mighty Molars are beginning to look a tad uneasy about the situation...
<i>Did you know: food particles which hang around between your teeth if you don’t floss can lead to periodontitis, a serious gum infection that damages gums and can destroy the jawbone.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 2; canines - 2)->molar 4][$molarDiff = 2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 2; canines - 2)->premolar 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; canines + 2)->canine 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 2)->incisor 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Those who remain deal with the sugars and starches most valiantly...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Even the stoic Premolars know that there are soon to be heavier difficulties to contend with...
<i>Did you know: food particles which hang around between your teeth if you don’t floss can lead to periodontitis, a serious gum infection that damages gums and can destroy the jawbone.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 2; canines - 2)->molar 4][$molarDiff = 2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 2; canines - 2)->premolar 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; canines + 2)->canine 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 2)->incisor 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Those who remain deal with the sugars and starches most valiantly...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Something sinister is in the air...the Canines sense the onset of disease and decay yet to come.
<i>Did you know: food particles which hang around between your teeth if you don’t floss can lead to periodontitis, a serious gum infection that damages gums and can destroy the jawbone.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 2; canines - 2)->molar 4][$molarDiff = 2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 2; canines - 2)->premolar 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; canines + 2)->canine 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 2)->incisor 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Those who remain deal with the sugars and starches most valiantly...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>A palpable sense of unease spreads about the sharp and sturdy Incisors...
<i>Did you know: food particles which hang around between your teeth if you don’t floss can lead to periodontitis, a serious gum infection that damages gums and can destroy the jawbone.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 2; canines - 2)->molar 4][$molarDiff = 2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 2; canines - 2)->premolar 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; canines + 2)->canine 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = 2; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 2)->incisor 4][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Bacteria which feed off the sugar and starch begins to take hold, building a new home amongst the 32 teeth lining the roof and floor of Lord $lastname’s mouth. Why hath these good teeth been forsaken in a way such as this!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Bacteria is no reason to cease flossing in between those hard to reach Molars, oh brave one!
<i>Did you know: the harmful bacteria which lives in the difficult to reach places like tooth surfaces and pits and fissures on the teeth is called streptococcus mutans. It feeds on the sugars and starches you eat, producing enamel-eroding acids and leading to the formation of cavities. Sounds bad, right? Luckily, flossing can help to get rid of it!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 5][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Bacteria which feed off the sugar and starch begins to take hold, building a new home amongst the 32 teeth lining the roof and floor of Lord $lastname’s mouth. Why hath these good teeth been forsaken in a way such as this!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Hark! Bacteria! Try as they might, the Premolars fail to make headway in the eradication of this newly burgeoning blight upon the Lord’s domain. Quickly! Floss away these turmoils!
<i>Did you know: the harmful bacteria which lives in the difficult to reach places like tooth surfaces and pits and fissures on the teeth is called streptococcus mutans. It feeds on the sugars and starches you eat, producing enamel-eroding acids and leading to the formation of cavities. Sounds bad, right? Luckily, flossing can help to get rid of it!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 5][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Bacteria which feed off the sugar and starch begins to take hold, building a new home amongst the 32 teeth lining the roof and floor of Lord $lastname’s mouth. Why hath these good teeth been forsaken in a way such as this!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The crevices between teeth are simply too tight for even the pointy Canines to get at all that harmful bacteria. Try as it might, it simply cannot reach. But we have a secret weapon: we have floss. We have you.
<i>Did you know: the harmful bacteria which lives in the difficult to reach places like tooth surfaces and pits and fissures on the teeth is called streptococcus mutans. It feeds on the sugars and starches you eat, producing enamel-eroding acids and leading to the formation of cavities. Sounds bad, right? Luckily, flossing can help to get rid of it!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 5][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Bacteria which feed off the sugar and starch begins to take hold, building a new home amongst the 32 teeth lining the roof and floor of Lord $lastname’s mouth. Why hath these good teeth been forsaken in a way such as this!?
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Even the mighty Incisors can’t cut away all this blasted bacteria. It must be summarily removed, and only floss can reach those spots close to the gum line where bacteria makes its putrid nest.
<i>Did you know: the harmful bacteria which lives in the difficult to reach places like tooth surfaces and pits and fissures on the teeth is called streptococcus mutans. It feeds on the sugars and starches you eat, producing enamel-eroding acids and leading to the formation of cavities. Sounds bad, right? Luckily, flossing can help to get rid of it!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 5][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 5][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The remaining teeth struggle to fend off the hordes of nasty bacteria.
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Try as they might, the Molar are simply unable to stomp out much of the bacteria which likes to make a home of their surfaces.
<i>Did you know: not all bacteria is bad for your teeth! Foods like yogurt and fermented foods like sauerkraut, pickles, miso, tempeh, and sourdough bread can introduce healthy bacteria. The primary goal of flossing is to get rid of the bad bacteria and not the good bacteria, before bad bacteria can introduce plaque into your mouth.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 6][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The remaining teeth struggle to fend off the hordes of nasty bacteria.
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Premolars seem to be having a tough time contending with the recurring threat of harmful bacteria.
<i>Did you know: not all bacteria is bad for your teeth! Foods like yogurt and fermented foods like sauerkraut, pickles, miso, tempeh, and sourdough bread can introduce healthy bacteria. The primary goal of flossing is to get rid of the bad bacteria and not the good bacteria, before bad bacteria can introduce plaque into your mouth.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 6][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The remaining teeth struggle to fend off the hordes of nasty bacteria.
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Your skillful flossing successfully removes the bacteria flanking the ravenous Canines you’re able to get at. But I fear the worst is yet to come...
<i>Did you know: not all bacteria is bad for your teeth! Foods like yogurt and fermented foods like sauerkraut, pickles, miso, tempeh, and sourdough bread can introduce healthy bacteria. The primary goal of flossing is to get rid of the bad bacteria and not the good bacteria, before bad bacteria can introduce plaque into your mouth.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 6][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The remaining teeth struggle to fend off the hordes of nasty bacteria.
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The bacteria...it’s really starting to take root in Lord $lastname’s mouth. The Incisors are no match for the bacteria’s pervasive might. We must hurry! Floss, floss, floss!!!
<i>Did you know: not all bacteria is bad for your teeth! Foods like yogurt and fermented foods like sauerkraut, pickles, miso, tempeh, and sourdough bread can introduce healthy bacteria. The primary goal of flossing is to get rid of the bad bacteria and not the good bacteria, before bad bacteria can introduce plaque into your mouth.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars + 1; premolars - 2; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->molar 6][$molarDiff = 1; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]        <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 2; premolars + 1; canines - 2; incisors - 1)->premolar 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = 1; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines + 1; incisors - 1)->canine 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = 1; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 2; premolar - 2; canines - 2; incisors + 1)->incisor 6][$molarDiff = -2; $premolarDiff = -2; $canineDiff = -2; $incisorDiff = 1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The bacteria which made a home of Lord $lastname’s mouth begins to form plaque. This plaque likes to accumulate upon the once good lord’s teeth and gum line, threatening $lastname with permanent teeth damage. This seems real bad! You should probably do something! I mean, uh, delay not your dental hygiene duties while the chance still remains!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The plaque must not find here a home for itself! Get in between those hulking Molars and act swiftly so that they may yet see the sun and grind up food another day!
<i>Did you know: plaque which contains bacteria builds up between your teeth and along your gum line if you don’t floss! It can give you bad breath and yellowed teeth, and can lead to cavities! Flossing is a great way to remove this harmful plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 7][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The bacteria which made a home of Lord $lastname’s mouth begins to form plaque. This plaque likes to accumulate upon the once good lord’s teeth and gum line, threatening $lastname with permanent teeth damage. This seems real bad! You should probably do something! I mean, uh, delay not your dental hygiene duties while the chance still remains!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Bacteria were something like child’s play in comparison to the threat which plaque poses to the Premolars’. As floss, you may not be able to fully stop what’s coming, but be not so cowardly as to cease trying your absolute best!
<i>Did you know: plaque which contains bacteria builds up between your teeth and along your gum line if you don’t floss! It can give you bad breath and yellowed teeth, and can lead to cavities! Flossing is a great way to remove this harmful plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 7][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The bacteria which made a home of Lord $lastname’s mouth begins to form plaque. This plaque likes to accumulate upon the once good lord’s teeth and gum line, threatening $lastname with permanent teeth damage. This seems real bad! You should probably do something! I mean, uh, delay not your dental hygiene duties while the chance still remains!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>This plaque is simply too much for the Canines to handle on their own. Now is your time to shine! You, floss, were born for this day! Floss away!
<i>Did you know: plaque which contains bacteria builds up between your teeth and along your gum line if you don’t floss! It can give you bad breath and yellowed teeth, and can lead to cavities! Flossing is a great way to remove this harmful plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 7][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The bacteria which made a home of Lord $lastname’s mouth begins to form plaque. This plaque likes to accumulate upon the once good lord’s teeth and gum line, threatening $lastname with permanent teeth damage. This seems real bad! You should probably do something! I mean, uh, delay not your dental hygiene duties while the chance still remains!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Poor Incisors! They’re simply no match for the plaque which spawned out from the bacteria, and threatens the Incisors’ gum line home with permanent damage. Strike at this plaque with the floss of nylon while still you can!
<i>Did you know: plaque which contains bacteria builds up between your teeth and along your gum line if you don’t floss! It can give you bad breath and yellowed teeth, and can lead to cavities! Flossing is a great way to remove this harmful plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 7][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 7][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Plaque proliferates itself within the tight cracks and crevices between the teeth still breathing and those who have fallen on the field of battle to tooth decay. I hardly recognize many of them anymore...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The Molars...can we truly save everyone?
<i>Did you know: flossing can help with chronic bad breath, otherwise known as halitosis! Bad breath can often be caused by the build-up of bacteria-containing plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 8][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Plaque proliferates itself within the tight cracks and crevices between the teeth still breathing and those who have fallen on the field of battle to tooth decay. I hardly recognize many of them anymore...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Large and boisterous as they are, the Premolars are wholly unable to deal with the threat of decay posed by the plaque.
<i>Did you know: flossing can help with chronic bad breath, otherwise known as halitosis! Bad breath can often be caused by the build-up of bacteria-containing plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 8][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Plaque proliferates itself within the tight cracks and crevices between the teeth still breathing and those who have fallen on the field of battle to tooth decay. I hardly recognize many of them anymore...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The cutthroat Canines struggle to contend with the troublesome plaque.
<i>Did you know: flossing can help with chronic bad breath, otherwise known as halitosis! Bad breath can often be caused by the build-up of bacteria-containing plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 8][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>Plaque proliferates itself within the tight cracks and crevices between the teeth still breathing and those who have fallen on the field of battle to tooth decay. I hardly recognize many of them anymore...
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Floss is simply unmatched in the ways of removing harmful plaque from those hard to reach spaces between teeth! Still, one would be deceiving themself to think that we’ve time enough to remove all the plaque from Lord $lastname’s mouth before something terrible happens...
<i>Did you know: flossing can help with chronic bad breath, otherwise known as halitosis! Bad breath can often be caused by the build-up of bacteria-containing plaque.</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (premolars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->molar 8][$molarDiff = 0; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 3; canines - 3; incisors - 2)->premolar 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = 0; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 3; premolar - 3; incisors - 2)->canine 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = 0; $incisorDiff = -2]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 3; premolar - 3; canines - 3)->incisor 8][$molarDiff = -3; $premolarDiff = -3; $canineDiff = -3; $incisorDiff = 0]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The plaque begins to harden beneath and above the lord’s gum line into tartar. This wretched tartar is more difficult to remove than the plaque before it, as it becomes something of a shield for all that vile bacteria; blast! If only we had arrived hither posthaste! Lord $lastname, why! Why did thou not obey thy dentist’s recommendation and avoid all those sugary delights before it was too late!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Molars. The bedrock of the human mouth. Their flatter surfaces and girth are so imposing. What a shame such neglectful treatment has done to them. Though I wouldn’t blame you for wanting to try one last time to floss away that vile tartar and bacteria so they may die with dignity.
<i>Did you know: if not removed from your mouth, plaque will harden into tartar. Not even floss can get rid of tartar! It can only be removed with special tools used by a medical professional. Seems as good a reason as any to start flossing at least once a day!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars - 1; premolars - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 4; premolars - 1; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -1; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 1; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 1)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The plaque begins to harden beneath and above the lord’s gum line into tartar. This wretched tartar is more difficult to remove than the plaque before it, as it becomes something of a shield for all that vile bacteria; blast! If only we had arrived hither posthaste! Lord $lastname, why! Why did thou not obey thy dentist’s recommendation and avoid all those sugary delights before it was too late!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Blast! This tartar may just be the unnoble death of the mighty Premolars’ reign. It is like a roach which somehow not even the Premolars can squish. Yet this tartar conceals the bacteria which has proven to be that most vile source of our hardships from the forces of the outside world. Do what you can, but do forgive my skepticism.
<i>Did you know: if not removed from your mouth, plaque will harden into tartar. Not even floss can get rid of tartar! It can only be removed with special tools used by a medical professional. Seems as good a reason as any to start flossing at least once a day!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars - 1; premolars - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 4; premolars - 1; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -1; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 1; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 1)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The plaque begins to harden beneath and above the lord’s gum line into tartar. This wretched tartar is more difficult to remove than the plaque before it, as it becomes something of a shield for all that vile bacteria; blast! If only we had arrived hither posthaste! Lord $lastname, why! Why did thou not obey thy dentist’s recommendation and avoid all those sugary delights before it was too late!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>Persistent as you are, not even the combined efforts of the Canines’ pointed edge and your tenacious flossing can hope to rid the lord’s teeth of the tartar. Yet it can’t hurt to try.
<i>Did you know: if not removed from your mouth, plaque will harden into tartar. Not even floss can get rid of tartar! It can only be removed with special tools used by a medical professional. Seems as good a reason as any to start flossing at least once a day!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars - 1; premolars - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 4; premolars - 1; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -1; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 1; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 1)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>>The plaque begins to harden beneath and above the lord’s gum line into tartar. This wretched tartar is more difficult to remove than the plaque before it, as it becomes something of a shield for all that vile bacteria; blast! If only we had arrived hither posthaste! Lord $lastname, why! Why did thou not obey thy dentist’s recommendation and avoid all those sugary delights before it was too late!
<<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>>The rigid tartar makes the sharp, pointed Incisor look like nothing more than a twig.
<i>Did you know: if not removed from your mouth, plaque will harden into tartar. Not even floss can get rid of tartar! It can only be removed with special tools used by a medical professional. Seems as good a reason as any to start flossing at least once a day!</i>
<span class="red">Molars (max 12):</span> $molars <span class="orange">Premolars (max 8):</span> $premolars <span class="yellow">Canines (max 4)</span>: $canines <span class="blue">Incisors (max 8)</span>: $incisors
<<if $molars > 0>>[[Floss Your Molars (molars - 1; premolars - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -1; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The most posterior teeth in the mouth are the molars. They have broader and flatter surfaces with 4-5 cusps. They are designed to grind food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The mighty Molars are missing.</span><<endif>>
<<if $premolars > 0>>[[Floss Your Premolars (molars - 4; premolars - 1; canines - 4; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -1; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>These teeth are located behind and adjacent to the canines and are designed to crush food. There are eight premolars in the oral cavity.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The powerful Premolars have perished.</span><<endif>>
<<if $canines > 0>>[[Floss Your Canines (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 1; incisors - 3)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -1; $incisorDiff = -3]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>There are four canines in the oral cavity. Two in the maxillary arch and two in the mandibular area. They are behind and adjacent to the lateral incisors. Their main function is to tear food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The courageous Canines have croked.</span><<endif>>
<<if $incisors > 0>>[[Floss Your Incisors (molars - 4; premolar - 4; canines - 4; incisors - 1)->End Selector][$molarDiff = -4; $premolarDiff = -4; $canineDiff = -4; $incisorDiff = -1]]       <span class="teeth"><<linkreplace "What are these?" t8n>>The four front teeth in both the upper and lower jaws are called incisors. Their primary function is to cut food.<</linkreplace>></span><<else>><span style="red">The impressive Incisors have...uh...died.</span><<endif>><<set $molars to ($molars + $molarDiff)>><<set $premolars to ($premolars + $premolarDiff)>><<set $canines to ($canines + $canineDiff)>><<set $incisors to ($incisors + $incisorDiff)>><<if $molars < 0>><<set $molars to 0>><<elseif $molars > 12>><<set $molars to 12>><<endif>><<if $premolars < 0>><<set $premolars to 0>><<elseif $premolars > 8>><<set $premolars to 8>><<endif>><<if $incisors < 0>><<set $incisors to 0>><<elseif $incisors > 8>><<set $incisors to 8>><<endif>><<if $canines < 0>><<set $canines to 0>><<elseif $canines > 4>><<set $canines to 4>><<endif>><<if $canines is 0 && $incisors is 0 && $molars is 0 && $premolars is 0>>Not a single tooth living in Lord $lastname's mouth managed to survive that bloodbath of a battle...if only you had eaten better foods and flossed more often than you did...perhaps this could have all been nothing more than a bad dream...
[[Perhaps...->End 1 (worst)]]<<elseif ($canines + $incisors + $molars + $premolars) >= 7>>Hmm. I suppose that could have gone worse!
Let's tally up the damage:
When the plaque hardened into tartar, forcing you to give up...
<span class="red">$molars molars</span> made it out okay,
<span class="orange">$premolars premolars</span> didn't have to pay,
<span class="yellow">$canines canines</span> lived to see another day,
and <span class="blue">$incisors incisors</span> are here to stay.
I'd say, given the circumstances, you held your own back there...
[[Some circumstances...->End 3 (good)]]<<else>>Well, that wasn't so good, now was it?
Let's tally up the damage:
When the plaque hardened into tartar, forcing you to give up...
<span class="red">$molars molars</span> made it out okay,
<span class="orange">$premolars premolars</span> didn't have to pay,
<span class="yellow">$canines canines</span> lived to see another day,
and <span class="blue">$incisors incisors</span> are here to stay.
Better than nothing, I suppose...
[[I...suppose...->End 2 (bad)]]<<endif>>